Otzi title card
KGBronies as Ötzi
Character Information
Birth name Ötzi
Nickname(s) Ötzi the Iceman
The Iceman
Hauslabjoch mummy
Frozen Fritz
Born 3359-3105 BCE
Died 3359-3105 BCE
Physical description
Hair Brown (speculated)
Eyes Brown (speculated)
Based On
Otzi Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Ötzi vs Elsa
Vs Queen Elsa
Release Date April 4, 2015
Votes on Website TBD
Location(s) An ice cliff
An ice palace
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
— Ötzi!

Ötzi battled Queen Elsa in Ötzi vs Elsa. He was voiced by Justin Buckner and portrayed by KGBronies.

Information on the rapperEdit

Ötzi the Iceman is a well-preserved natural mummy of a man who lived around 3,300 BC. The mummy was found in September 1991 in the Ötztal Alps, hence the nickname "Ötzi", near the Similaun mountain and Hauslabjoch on the border between Austria and Italy.

Ötzi is Europe's oldest known natural human mummy, and has offered an unprecedented view of Chalcolithic Europeans. His body and belongings are displayed in the South Tyrol Museum of Archaeology in Bolzano, South Tyrol, Italy.


Verse 1: Edit

Straight from the Similaun, its the abominable Ötzi!

Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!

This aint Halloween nor Christmas, but here's a run for your money:

I've combined the two, you see! I'm an icecold mummy!

Don’t mess with a Neanderthal!

This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!

So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and Sven

To watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen!

I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock.

You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf.

I’m strapped with a longbow! If you try to diss me

There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney!

Verse 2:Edit

(Hahahaha!) Its not called singing when you belt and scream!

You’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem!

Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya

If they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia!

I’ll thaw your ass with a copper axe!

Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed!

While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,

I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!

For the First Time in Forever, I’ll be the freezer!

Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!

With hammering cold disses, I’m the best in the game,

And your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign!

You're a danger to yourself; so neglected, defected!

Cross my territory, you'll get shipwrecked, kid!

So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten!

Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten!

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