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Steve vs Joe 2 is the 2016 April Fools battle. It was the sequel to Steve vs Joe, and it featured former Blues Clues host, Steve, battling against his brother and former Blues Clues host, Joe. It was released on April 1, 2016.
Justin Buckner as Joe
SuperThingsOnCups as Steve Burns
Yobar as Mr. Salt and Ms. Pepper
Zombielicker as Mailbox
Zander Kanack as Blue
TruthBrood as Magenta
Lauren Flans (ERB stock footage) as Ellen Degeneres (Cameo)
Multi as Steven Spengler (Cameo)
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS!
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH
Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when
You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-r-revenge
Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you wont be able to tolerate it
You got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last battle bitch, that's some weird shit
Because he's not around anymore, now he's got some goddamn old nudes
Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes
Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for
Just like you added some extra characters to a Death Note battle I suggested, you whore
I have to admit bro, your show's been pretty shitty
Since you left for some titties in Liberty City
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
I gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation
Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying
I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying
Mr. Salt and Ms. PepperEdit
Mr. Salt: Haha! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!
Mrs. Pepper: Push it real good, like the super bad guys in side of ye!
Mr. Salt: Let's talk about sex baby! Wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!
Both: You cannot step to us because we are much better!
Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue
And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew
It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls
I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL
Yo, my rhymes are spitting fast out the butt!
And Salt and Pepper, you said what?
I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest
I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast
I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail
You. Are. An epic fail.
Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet
'Bout to kick your ass like it was a sparta kick
Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!
I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking pieces of shits!
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues
I bet you can't even handle my mangina, so suck my penis you JEW
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated fucks, go back to jewish china
??? I'm a wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spengler
Better go watch out for your dog, jew, Imma hang her