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Alfred Hitchcock
Hitchcock link
Froggy as Alfred Hitchcock
Character Information
Birth name Alfred Joseph Hitchcock
Nickname(s) The Master of Suspense

Hitch Alfie Al Alfredo Fred Hitchcock

Born 13 August 1899
Died 29 April 1980
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Brown
Based On
Alfred Hitchcock Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood
Vs M.Night Shyamalan
Ed Wood
Tim Burton
Release Date June 9, 2014
Votes on Website 17 (32.62% of votes)
Location(s) The island

Alfred Hitchcock battled M.Night Shyamalan Ed Wood and Tim Burton in  M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. He was Physically portrayed by Froggy and voiced by Stofferex

Information on the Rapper Edit

Alfred Joseph Hitchcock, KBE (13 August 1899 – 29 April 1980)[2] was an English film director and producer.[3] Often nicknamed "The Master of Suspense",[4] he pioneered many techniques in the suspense and psychological thriller genres. After a successful career in British cinema in both silent films and early talkies, Hitchcock moved to Hollywood in 1939[5] and became a US citizen in 1955. Over a career spanning half a century, Hitchcock fashioned for himself a recognisable directorial style.[6] He pioneered the use of a camera made to move in a way that mimics a person's gaze, forcing viewers to engage in a form of voyeurism.[7] He framed shots to maximise anxiety, fear, or empathy, and used innovative film editing.[7]His stories often feature fugitives on the run from the law alongside "icy blonde" female characters.[8][9] Many of Hitchcock's films have twist endings and thrilling plots featuring depictions of violence, murder, and crime. Many of the mysteries, however, are used as decoys or "MacGuffins" that serve the film's themes and the psychological examinations of the characters. Hitchcock's films also borrow many themes from psychoanalysis and feature strong sexual overtones. Through his cameo appearances in his own films, interviews, film trailers, and ten years as host of his television program Alfred Hitchcock Presents, he became a highly visible public figure. Hitchcock directed more than fifty feature films in a career spanning six decades. Often regarded as the greatest British filmmaker, he came first in a 2007 poll of film critics in Britain's Daily Telegraph, which said: "Unquestionably the greatest filmmaker to emerge from these islands, Hitchcock did more than any director to shape modern cinema, which would be utterly different without him. His flair was for narrative, cruelly withholding crucial information (from his characters and from viewers) and engaging the emotions of the audience like no one else."[10][11] The magazine MovieMaker has described him as the most influential filmmaker of all time,[12] and he is widely regarded as one of cinema's most significant artists.[13]

Lyrics Edit

Verse 1: Edit

Black and White dick? How bout you suck a Hitch...cock.

The Master of Suspense has come to show you what he's brought.

I'm a killer on the mic, might as well call me Psycho.

Your makeup may be white, Tim, you aren't so bright, though.

I'm suffering from a vertigo at the fact you're all employed.

"Alfred Hitchcock presents" 3 Amateurs get destroyed!

Wood, I'll eat you like the birds, you're a failure since birth!

And Shyamalan, your rhyming is worse than your movie After Earth.

TriviaEdit

  • Stoff actually recorded for Hitchcock in one take on the first try. So far, Hitchcock is the only character he managed to do in on take.

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