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Angry Video Game Nerd battled Irate Gamer in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 17. He was played by Justin.

Information on the RapperEdit

The Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN, occasionally shortened to The Nerd) is the titular character and name of a series of farcical retrogaming video reviews by James D. Rolfe. The show revolves around retro game reviews that involve acerbic rants against the particularly low-quality or poorly designed video games, generally being 8-bit video games and usually also featuring licensed characters (Like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Spider-Man and Bugs Bunny). The series began as a feature on YouTube, and later joined ScrewAttack Entertainment, which would later have three of its features, including the AVGN, transferred to Game Trailers exclusively. The show was formerly known as The Angry Nintendo Nerd as early AVGN episodes had Rolfe solely reviewed on Nintendo Entertainment System hardware, particularly its games. This title that was abandoned to evade legal issues due to the Nintendo trademark, and that the show had diversed when Rolfe began to review on non Nintendo hardware and games. He's really famous for he's unique way of cursing, saying like he would rather torture himself in an obscure way than to play the game he's playing. He's also famous for drinking the beer "Rolling Rock" who has become sort of a trademark to the character.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Ya know what's BUUULLSHIIIT??!!! Copy fuck farts like you

Think they can recreate mah show, and claim it's something new!

Forget you man, looking at your face makes me wanna hurl!

Just like Nintendo Power, you have the rap level of a girl!

Screw you, you're an anal bead, covered in spit!

To make reviews of games, you need to have some wit!

And even more emotion to actually gain fans!

I've been making movies before you even had hands!

Bitch, I'm a legend, I'll Cinemassacre your family,

You're just a troll magnet while I get all the flattery.

Quit sittin' around, jerking your Qbert on your NES,

What kind of 20 year old fatass has not touched a girl's breasts??!!

I'mma finish yo ass like Legend of Zelda 2,

You're a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew!

Angry Video Game Nerd, don't forget it, you'll lose!

Because you love kissing my ass for a couple thousand views!

Verse 2:Edit

Here we go, time to take you back to the past,

To play the shitty games like you, they probably suck ass!

Your whole series should've ended before it was even thought of.

I'll shove my fist down your throat with my Nintendo Power Glove!

Rolling Rock your pet's brains out, make you regret, and pout!

Hell, if you even had a girlfriend, I would give her a shout!

How can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas?

I would rather get shit on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea!

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