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Captain America

Captain America Title Card

Steve Rogers In Battle


VideoGameRapBattles as Captain America
Character Information
Birth name Steven "Steve" Rogers
Nickname(s) Captain America
The First Avenger
Born July 4, 1920
Physical description
Hair Blond
Eyes Blue
Based On

Captain America Based On

Steve Rogers Based On

Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Captain America vs Uncle Sam
Vs Uncle Sam
Release Date July 4. 2014
Votes on Website 13 (41% of votes)
Location(s) S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

Captain America battled Uncle Sam in Captain America vs Uncle Sam. He was portrayed by VideoGameRapBattles.

Information on the rapperEdit

Steven "Steve" Rogers was born on the July 4th, 1920. When the second World War broke out in 1939, he immediately wanted to join, but as he was too weak and too small, he was turned down. His repeated attempts brought him the attention of Chester Phillips, who signed him up for Project Rebirth, in which he was injected with the super soldier serum.

The serum was a success and transformed Rogers into a nearly perfect human being with peaked strength, agility, stamina, and intelligence. In the Marvel movies, Captain America was frozen in the ocean after crashing his plane, trying to get rid of a bomb. Because of this, he was cryogenically frozen and was able to be brought back to life in the early 2010s. After being thawed out, he soon joined the Avengers as the team's courageous leader.

Lyrics:Edit

Verse 1:Edit

The first ever Avenger is gonna kick the ass of this colored Lincoln

Is there any way to take down this tank is what you'll be thinking

I'm a super soldier fighting for America survivor of the second World War

I'll take down this long leg bitch and he'll flop more than the Fantastic Four 

Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders

But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather

So when i spit its so cold, so sick i'd hate to be a dick

That both these pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic!

Verse 2:Edit

Making the kindling out of Bucky? Go and grab your Brother John

Scrooge be losing another war faster than his war bonds

Punch to the Hawkeye, just say goodbye, you're nothing but full of 4th of Ju-lies

I'll make you cry, just already die, I'll bury Sir Sammy far beneath the ice

Constitute my height against Madisons, I'd be wary, son

'Cause from where I'm standing, you'll be the next W.H Harrison

If you'd like to salute one finger short, then keep on pointing, gramps

Or there'll be another man in striped pajamas for the internment camps

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