Cole Phelps is the one of the rappers who appeared in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps. Played by Justin, Cole Phelps is the main character of the 1940s crime mafia video game L.A. Noire.


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Original Cole Phelps

Cole Phelps is a central character and the main protagonist of L.A. Noire. Phelps is a former member of the Marine Corps, who later returned from the war as a hero, joining the Los Angeles Police Department. Soon after, he quickly rose through the ranks and became a detective. 


===Verse 1 ===
Cole Phelps First Verse

Hello, Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass

Your stupid little takedowns really make me want to shout

I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away

My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire

You look 6? 10? 12?

Tell us how old you are

You're such a dumbass, you can't reach through that window to unlock that door

But instead you use a lockpick and a cord

Ouch! Hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread

You let those stupid casino guys take all your guns?

They probably heard about what you did to f**king Megaton.

You're a villified villain, and I'm taking you in

Have you freakin' questioned by my partner Herschel Biggs

===Verse 2 ===
Cole Phelps Second Verse

Listen here, little boy, shall I truth, doubt, or lie?

You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise

Doin' what I do, it makes me cha-ching

I know where things are when I hear (music plays)