Cole Phelps is a central character and the main protagonist of L.A. Noire. Phelps is a former member of the Marine Corps, who later returned from the war as a hero, joining the Los Angeles Police Department. Soon after, he quickly rose through the ranks and became a detective.
Verses===Verse 1 ===
Hello, Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me want to shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12?
Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can't reach through that window to unlock that door
But instead you use a lockpick and a cord
Ouch! Hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread
You let those stupid casino guys take all your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to f**king Megaton.
You're a villified villain, and I'm taking you in
Have you freakin' questioned by my partner Herschel Biggs===Verse 2 ===
Listen here, little boy, shall I truth, doubt, or lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doin' what I do, it makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear (music plays)