The Costco Employee battled a GameStop Employee, Walgreens Employee, and many others in Walmart vs Target. He was
portrayed by DarkLink4749, and voiced by HarryPotter2875.


Clear your shelves, I'll shut you down, I'll be the number one retailer

I'd say the same for you, but you're all just failures

These rhymes are just a sample of what I can do to you

I'll cream you punks and turn you into quality food

We're VIP, only the best deserve to enter

You drain the souls of all your shoppers just like a Dementor

You can't win, it's impossible; I'm afraid you've lost yo

So drop like my prices and bow down to Costco.


Upon whom the rapper is based