Cupid In Battle
Mat4yo as Cupid
Character Information
Birth name Cupid
Nickname(s) Cupido
The God of Desire
Physical description
Hair Varies
Eyes Varies
Based On
Cupid Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine
Vs Saint Nicholas
Santa Claus
Release Date February 28, 2015
Votes on Website N/A
Location(s) Clouds
I'm the hardy heart of archery, so don't make me shoot!
— Cupid

Cupid battled Saint Nicholas, preceding Santa Claus, in Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine. He was portrayed by Mat4yo.

Information on the rapperEdit

Cupid is a Mythical character, in classical mythology he is depicted as the god of love, and is based off Saint Valentine. Cupid is Rarely seen without his bow and arrows, which when fired at someone will cause anyone to fall in love with the first person they see.


(Hah!) Meet ya' in the Court of Love! You'll find I'm Master Chancellor!

Tell your North Side Gang that it's time for a massacre!

I'm the hardy heart of archery, so don't make me shoot!

There's only room for me or you, and you don't quite fit the suit!

Oh yeah...I'm so fly, I'm the God of Desire...

Keep making children live lives and I'll roast your nuts on the fire.

My kind of love conquers all, but your existence is the paradigm

That redefines mankind as one who will never have a Valentine!


  • Cupid was originally going to be portrayed by Zack Maloney, as there was an original version on Soundcloud. However, Mat4yo didn't get to chisel the lyrics before the battle was released. So, after chiseling, he sent a demo to WoodenHornets, who liked his audio of Cupid. Thus, Zack was replaced with Mat4yo.

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