|Birth name||David Michael Hasselhoff|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Richard Simmons vs David Hasselhoff|
|Release Date||April 2, 2014|
|Votes on Website||N/A|
Information on the rapper Edit
David Michael Hasselhoff (born July 17, 1952), nicknamed "The Hoff", is an American actor, singer, producer, and businessman. He has set multiple Guinness World Records, being the most watched man on TV and having the highest reverse bungee jump.
He first gained recognition on The Young and The Restless, playing Dr. Snapper Foster. His career continued with his leading role as Michael Knight on Knight Rider and as L.A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch. Hasselhoff produced Baywatch from the 1990s until 2001, when the series ended with Baywatch Hawaii. On screen, he appeared in such films as Click, Dodgeball, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and Hop.
In 2000, he made his Broadway debut in the musical, Jekyll & Hyde. Following his debut he starred in other musicals such as, Chicago and The Producers.
The Hoff is coming in to make this pansy boy drop flat,
On his ass, I'll swim to victory at last!
You don't know physical fitness, the only thing here to witness,
Is a bendy curvey bitch doing aerobics with his disco stick!
You're getting old, I can see your FUPA through those shorts!
You athletic abortion, thank the Lord you don't play sports!
I'll keep watching my beaches, you stick to sweatin' with the oldies.
Shove your tapes up your ass, video my body glowing!
m a sex machine, I mean, I have two gorgeous daughters.
You're a 70 year old virgin dressed in glitter knickerbockers.
I'm the best hunk, driving talking cars, that you've never seen.
The only way I'd let you KISS me, is if your name was Gene!
And you aint rich, you look like the poorest orphan from outer space!
A flamboyant pasty face, less known than HoffSpace!
I'm saving lives, rockin' speedos! You're a weirdo, I'm a boss!
You're just the gay, skinny, dancing version of Bob Ross!