|Birth name||Father Time|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Mother Nature vs Father Time|
|Release Date||January 11th, 2014|
|Votes on Wiki||53%|
Information on the rapperEdit
Father Time is the anthropomorphized depiction of time. Father Time is usually depicted as an elderly bearded man, dressed in a robe and carrying a scythe and an hourglass or other timekeeping device (which represents time's constant one-way movement, and more generally and abstractly, entropy). This image derives from several sources, including the Grim Reaper and Kronos, the Greek Titan of time, or The Lord of Time. Around New Year's Eve many editorial cartoons use the convenient trope of Father Time as the personification of the previous year (or "the Old Year") who typically "hands over" the duties of time to the equally allegorical Baby New Year (or "the New Year") or who otherwise characterizes the preceding year.
Time goes by slowly when rapping against such a bore as Mother Nature,
Be nice for once and make good weather, you call it summer, I call it failure!
You'll fall, like a tree in the forest, without a sound,
I'm like the axis of life, I make the whole world go 'round!
You're ill-natured woman, all your lines are plain wrong, Mother,
I can see you're a girl, you can nag like no other!
It's over, Mother Failure, I've left you destroyed and depressed,
I would explain how much of a mess you are, but there's not much time left!
This'll be a long battle for you,
'Cause time only flies when you're having fun, ha, I thought you knew!
Ignoring your disses is how I pass the time,
After your done PMS'ing, I dare you to spit a rhyme!
Poison Ivy, stop giving every man's crotch an itch.
To quote from everybody, Mother Nature is a bitch!
You've pissed me off for the last Time, so here's my last rhyme:
You fucked up my world, yes that's right bitch, it's mine!