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Father Time
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Character Information
Birth name Father Time
Nickname(s) Father Time
First Appearance Earth?
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Brown
Based On
Father time by alexstoneart-d59w2i1
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Mother Nature vs Father Time
Vs Mother Nature
Release Date January 11th, 2014
Votes on Wiki 53%
Location(s) Mountains, clocks

Father Time battled Mother Nature in Mother Nature vs Father Time. He was portrayed by Nathan Provost.

Information on the rapperEdit

Father Time is the anthropomorphized depiction of time. Father Time is usually depicted as an elderly bearded man, dressed in a robe and carrying a scythe and an hourglass or other timekeeping device (which represents time's constant one-way movement, and more generally and abstractly, entropy). This image derives from several sources, including the Grim Reaper and Kronos, the Greek Titan of time, or The Lord of Time. Around New Year's Eve many editorial cartoons use the convenient trope of Father Time as the personification of the previous year (or "the Old Year") who typically "hands over" the duties of time to the equally allegorical Baby New Year (or "the New Year") or who otherwise characterizes the preceding year.

Lyrics:Edit

Verse 1:Edit

Time goes by slowly when rapping against such a bore as Mother Nature,

Be nice for once and make good weather, you call it summer, I call it failure!

You'll fall, like a tree in the forest, without a sound,

I'm like the axis of life, I make the whole world go 'round!

You're ill-natured woman, all your lines are plain wrong, Mother,

I can see you're a girl, you can nag like no other!

It's over, Mother Failure, I've left you destroyed and depressed,

I would explain how much of a mess you are, but there's not much time left!

Verse 2:Edit

This'll be a long battle for you,

'Cause time only flies when you're having fun, ha, I thought you knew!

Ignoring your disses is how I pass the time,

After your done PMS'ing, I dare you to spit a rhyme!

Poison Ivy, stop giving every man's crotch an itch.

To quote from everybody, Mother Nature is a bitch!

You've pissed me off for the last Time, so here's my last rhyme:

You fucked up my world, yes that's right bitch, it's mine!

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