GLaDOS Title Card
WoodenHornets' mom as GLaDOS
Character Information
Birth name Caroline (human name)
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Nickname(s) GLaDOS
Physical description
Eyes Brown (human)
Yellow optic
Based On
Glados Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Jigsaw vs GLaDOS
Vs Jigsaw
Release Date October 31, 2015
Votes on Website TBD
Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses!

GLaDOS battled Jigsaw in Jigsaw vs GLaDOS. She was portrayed by WoodenHornets' mom.

Information on the rapperEdit

GLaDOS is the main antagonist from the Portal series, a video game series made by Valve. Her name is short for "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System". Despite her programming being based on the mind of a woman named Caroline, GLaDOS becomes corrupt and turns sadistic over time, killing every scientist in the Aperture Science research facilities with the exception of Doug Rattman. She is non-organic and entirely composed of mechanical parts. Her main enemy is Chell, the protagonist of the game.

GLaDOS supposedly died at the end of Portal, but after she was heard singing "Still Alive", she came back in Portal 2, more vicious than ever. Later on in Portal 2, Chell must team up with her to replace the new head of the facility, a core named Wheatley, whom she accidentally replaces her with in the first place. During this, she is hooked up to a potato, being nicknamed "POTaTOS", and in the end is hooked back up as the head of the facility before she sang "Want You Gone".


Verse 1:Edit

It's time to do science. Aperture's mindset of giants

Has the violent defiance to put a puppet to silence!

I think you'll find, I'm divine! Real vile Venus Fly!

You can't survive, it's no...cake, against a warped AI!

I Kramer, Saw, I conquered! Now for the words you've wanted spoken.

Here come the test results: your morality core is broken!

Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses!

So listen; you don't want to come end up dead like your missus.

You've fallen in my trap, you whacks, because this is quite honestly

The only thing I find more humorous than your autopsy.

Your life of sin has come to end, just don't make me repeat it.

'Cause you'll end up like my predecessor -CAROLINE DELETED-

Verse 2:Edit

You waste of SPACE, counting days, contemplating your mistakes.

I just really Want You Gone, why don't you SAVE AS I SAVE?

My robot body's packing more meat then your warehouse ever could.

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to retry suicide and do yourself some good!

For there's no ATLAS to escape, testing me further's not an option,

Because I'm mirroring your gas house with unnerving neurotoxin.

Just go. My turrets will take Jim Henson to oblivion,

I'm Still Alive and sending you to meet with little Gideon!