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Gordon Ramsay is one of the rappers who appeared in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 33. He was played by Nathan Provost

Information based on the RapperEdit

Gordon James Ramsay (born 8 November 1966) is a Scottish celebrity chef, restaurateur and television personality. His restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin stars in total and currently holds 14. Ramsay's signature restaurant, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay in Chelsea, London has held 3 Michelin stars since 2001. Ramsay is known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares along with the American versions of Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and MasterChef. He has a personal net worth of £50 million.


Verse 1Edit

JP, open Hell's Kitchen, it's time to smash in this asshole's jaw

What the fuck are you doing, Syco? Your rhymes are fucking raw!

Oh, I've seen your shows, you're not a judge, you're a first-class whiner

Get your act together, dick-face, this isn't a fucking fast food diner!

I've written tons of books and been on shit-tons of shows

Red or black? Pfft, it's not like I'd expect you to fucking know

You married a make-up artist? What the fuck is wrong with your face?

Evidently, Britain's got talent, just not in your case!

Verse 2Edit

Me, awful? You can't even tell if someone can't sing

If I can fall off a cliff and live, your rhymes won't do a fucking thing

By the end, you'll be ill, no Divo, understood?

Go back to banging fat Susan with your little piece of wood

You say you're better than me but I must make a correction

How can anyone speak positively of you? You created One Direction!

Now that you have been defeated by the one and only Gordon Ramsay