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Hank Hill Battled Willie Robertson and Si Robertson in Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. He was physically portrayed by Froggy and voiced by Justin Buckner. The Alley

Information on the Rapper Edit

Henry "Hank" Rutherford Hill[1] is a fictional character and the main protagonist on the animated television series King of the Hill. He lives in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas with his family and works as the assistant manager of a local branch of Strickland Propane, where he sells "Propane and Propane Accessories". He likes to drink beer in the alley behind his house with his friends. He is voiced by series creator Mike Judge.[2][3] The Economist described Hank Hill as one of the wisest people on television,[4] and in 1997 Texas Monthly included him on its annual list of the most influential Texans

Lyrics Edit

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Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck!

You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks!

Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass!

I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last.

I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better.

If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder!

Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?

With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

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Verse 2: Edit

Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.

Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes.

So that means to beat you two, we have to think like fishes.

How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,

When the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money.

You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup.

So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep.

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