TewZen as Hugh Hefner
|Birth name||Hugh Marston Hefner|
|Born||April 9, 1926|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman|
|Release Date||September 5, 2015|
|Votes on Website||TBD|
|Location(s)||The Playboy Mansion|
Information on the rapperEdit
Hugh Marston Hefner was born on April 9th, 1926, in Chicago, Illinois. He is an American adult magazine publisher, businessman, producer, and renowned playboy. Hefner is best known for being the founder and chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises.
Working as a copywriter for Esquire, Hefner left in January 1952 after being denied a $5 raise. In 1953, he mortgaged his furniture, generating a bank loan of $600, and raised $8,000 from 45 investors, including $1,000 from his mother, to launch Playboy, which was initially going to be called Stag Party. The undated first issue, published in December 1953, featured Marilyn Monroe from her 1949 nude calendar shoot and sold over 50,000 copies.
A self-made millionaire, Hefner is now worth over $43 million. He is also a political activist and philanthropist active in several causes and public issues.
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
And giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
When Pee-wee was “cumming in theaters near you”
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
And I’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘Till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse
- At age 90, he is the oldest living non-fictional character to appear in ERBParodies.