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Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 102:13

Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 1

Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer 
is the twelth installment of ERBParodies. It features famous serial killer, Jack the Ripper, battling famous creepypasta, Jeff the Killer, to see who is the better killer. It was released April 4, 2013.

CastEdit

Justin as Jack the Ripper

RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer

ParoThese as Murder Victim #1

LazySundayPaper as Murder Victim #2

Chaumasaur as Murder Victim #3

Nathan Provost as Murder Victim #4

LyricsEdit

Jack the Ripper:Edit

Dear Jeff, I keep on hearing that you think you can beat me.

You're just a kid, I'm the greatest killer in all of history.

I have laughed you talked about putting me to rest.

I'd mutilate you, but I only kill people who've had sex.

Oh, do you feel that burn like vodka and bleach?

Now I'll let you join your family among the tortured and deceased.

Break your Elizabeth Stride when I snap your legs in half,

Followed by your arms, it's a double event of my wrath!

Jeff the Killer:Edit

Hmmhmm... You lied to me.

You told me that you'd win, but unblinking I see.

That you only killed 5 back in 1888.

So it's time for Leather Apron to meet my lovely Leatherface.

No one knows who you are. Can you even decide on a name?

But who am I? I'm some guy achieving internet fame.

You won't be writing letters anymore once I'm released.

I'll turn that "Rip" in Ripper into "Rest in peace."

Jack the Ripper:Edit

You're a Joker ripoff, right down to the smile,

Went insane and left in flames on the bathroom floor tile.

Nobody ever caught me, you're all bark and no bite.

A creepypasta pedo haunting kids throughout the night.

While you were busy getting children, I'm sticking my blade in women,

I'll drink your blood like ginger beer before it has time to thicken.

They call me Saucy Jacky, I'm sure to be the winner.

So good luck defeating me, yours truly, Jack the Ripper.

Jeff the Killer:Edit

You're one to talk about ripoffs, you've spawned millions,

And yet nobody could prove that you even exist.

You're a hoax, a British media publicity stunt.

You're knife's nice and sharp, but I'll be cruel and blunt.

Want to come to a party? It'll be so fun.

Whether at a bus stop, or a backyard, I'll have this battle won.

I'm the white hoodie from Hell, here to make you weep,

Now lie back, relax, and GO TO SLEEP.

PollEdit

Who won?
 
43
 
46
 

The poll was created at 11:48 on August 10, 2013, and so far 89 people voted.

TriviaEdit

  • This is the 4th battle to not have Nathan Provost rapping, however, he did appear as Murder Victim #4, but did not rap.
  • This is the first and so far only battle to have a note added to the description declaring one character as an obvious winner, this character being Jeff the Killer.

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