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James Bond
Bond
Character Information
Birth name James Bond
Nickname(s) 007
First Appearance 1953
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
Based On
Daniel-craig-james-bond
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In James Bond vs Austin Powers
Vs Austin Powers
Release Date May 13, 2013
Votes on Wiki 34%
Location(s) White background

James Bond battled Austin Powers in James Bond vs Austin Powers. He was protrayed by LazySundayPaper.

Information on the RapperEdit

James Bond, code name 007, is a fictional character created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short-story collections. Six other authors have written authorised Bond novels or novelizations since Fleming's death in 1964: Kingsley Amis, Christopher Wood, John Gardner, Raymond Benson, Sebastian Faulks, and Jeffery Deaver; a new novel, written by William Boyd, is planned for release in 2013. Additionally, Charlie Higson wrote a series on a young James Bond, and Kate Westbrook wrote three novels based on the diaries of a recurring series character, Moneypenny.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

007, yeah, you can call me James Bond.

You think you're gonna win? Then you're damn wrong.

I'll kick your ass, from Russia with Love.

I know you can't get enough, I'm a ladies man! (Bond girl!)

You think you got a decent movie? You're not even groovy,

Face it, you're losing.

My rhymes are ill, you better not move, I got a power of will.

And a license to kill,

I'll kill you in this free-for-all,

Me and you know that I truly Thunderball.

Verse 2:Edit

You ruined a spy's name,

You ruined a British land, you sir, have no game,

You're so lame, your teeth, woah! It's a damn shame.

Get down on your knees, you're my new Bond girl.

In the words of Skrillex, you can suck my big load.

You sent Mini-me to do your fighting?

Oh my God, so frightening.

What the bollocks? What the hell are you wearing?

It looks like a gay orgy made you the bitch and began spraying.

You're an abortion from Fantasia.

I'm the original, I'm the reason Hollywood made ya'.

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