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Upon whom the rapper is based

John Wayne battled Billy the Kid in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 22. He was played by Justin

Information on the RapperEdit

Marion Mitchell Morrison, better known by his stage name John Wayne, was an American film actor, director and producer. An Academy Award winner, Wayne was among the top box office draws for three decades. An enduring American icon, he epitomized rugged masculinity and is famous for his demeanor, including his distinctive calm voice, walk, and height.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

That first verse was like your life Bill, a massive fail!

This is gonna be worse than the gun that you have down, leaving a big trail,

of your blood, you ain't no gunman,you're a rodeo clown,

You better run away kid, so quickly find your horse and mount

because I'll claim the bounty on your head, I'm the new sheriff in town,

It's what happens when you mess with the best gunslinger around.

I've got Academy awards, while you're just shooting blanks,

You never even robbed a bank, this little Kid is gonna get spanked

Verse 2:Edit

Shut up child, you winning versus this American icon is highly unlikely,

It's not just because you're weak, but also because I'm High and Mighty

Well you sure are some kind of cancer, I mean just look at your face,

It's more uglier than anything I've ever seen, you're a sickening disgrace

Your dick and boobies are so grace

Billy the Kid you are old

You got know

Suck my shotgun Billy, and you can stick this Golden Globe up your face!

Sorry Willy, for you was the worst day

Even in Bill & Ted, everybody met you

And when take you was wrong, like your history too

You're a cow, boy, now I'll round up the end of this battle,

Now mosie on down and join the rest of my cattle

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