Johnny Appleseed battled Paul Bunyan in Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed. He was played by Froggy.

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John Chapman (September 26, 1774 – March 11, 1845), often called Johnny Appleseed, was an American pioneer nurseryman who introduced apple trees to large parts of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, as well as the northern counties of present day West Virginia. He became an American legend while still alive, due to his kind, generous ways, his leadership in conservation, and the symbolic importance he attributed to apples. He was also a missionary for The New Church (Swedenborgian) and the inspiration for many museums and historical sites such as the Johnny Appleseed Museum in Urbana, Ohio and the Johnny Appleseed Heritage Center in between Lucas, Ohio and Mifflin, Ohio.

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Johnny Appleseed
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Character Information
Birth name John Chapman
Nickname(s) Johnny Appleseed
Born September 26, 1774
Died March 11, 1845
Physical description
Hair Black
Eyes Black
Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed
Vs Paul Bunyan
Release Date March 14, 2014
Votes on Wiki 8%
Location(s) Under the apple trees

Verse 1:

Oh, the Lord's been good to me
Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp
I'm on fire, like the kerosine you enjoy drinking
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking
You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries
I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy

Verse 2:

Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man
You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock
The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, nobody to save you now

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