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Nathan Provost as Maury Povich

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Maury Povich battled Jerry Springer in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 32. He was played by Nathan Provost.

Information on the RapperEdit

Maurice Richard "Maury" Povich(born January 17, 1939) is an American television presenter, best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Maury.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

Now would everyone sit down, I'll tell you a story

"Maury Eviscerates Jerry", warning: it's slightly gory

You're a ripoff of Oprah Winfrey, you're a dead ringer

Serious pain is what I'll bring, you're going down, Jerry Springer

On your show, everyone's fighting, it's like glorified MMA

Here's a Shocking Sex Secret: you're gay!

I'm crushing you, this moment's being Caught on Tape

But you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you skank

Verse 2:

Just because Wilkos was security, you shouldn't act tough

You're a musician? Yeesh! Isn't your talk show bad enough?

All you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle

Your dad owned a shoe shop? Well wasn't your family successful!

You're looking stressed, why don't you take a breather

Don't wanna watch your own show? Gee, me neither!

You can't be fixed, loony, why do I even bother?

You've fucked up, Springer, and you ARE the father!

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