|Birth name||Paul Bunyan|
|First Appearance||Tall Tales|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed|
|Release Date||March 24, 2014|
|Votes on Wiki||42%|
Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living!
Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell.
You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route.
Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit!
I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird.
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees, just go to the store!
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor!
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun.
Shoving my ax up your ass, so you'll remember the name Bunyan!
You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice to bits!
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!
By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice,
You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise!