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Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 302:07

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 3

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed
BunyanVsAppleseed
Battle Information
Release Date March 24, 2014
Number 38
Views 30,000+ (As of January 16)
Length 2:06
Timeline
Previous Oliver Twist vs Richie Rich
Next Richard Simmons vs David Hasselhoff
Other Information
Actors

Justin Buckner
Zander Kanack
Froggy

 Rappers Bandicam 2015-01-16 12-05-00-475Bandicam 2015-01-16 12-05-46-759
Location(s)

Apple Trees
Felling Area

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed is the 38th battle in Epic Rap Parodies, and the third battle of Season 3. It was released March 24th, 2014

Cast Edit

WoodenHornets as Paul Bunyan (Audio) and Doctor (cameo)

Justin Buckner as Paul Bunyan  (Video)

Froggy as Johnny Appleseed

Lyrics Edit

Paul Bunyan:Edit

Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,

How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living!

Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell.

You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?

On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route.

Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit!

I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird.

This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!

You discovered apple trees, just go to the store!

Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor!

I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun.

Shoving my ax up your ass, so you'll remember the name Bunyan!

Johnny Appleseed:Edit

Oh, the Lord's been good to me.

Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree.

Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me.

Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed.

Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp.

This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp.

I'm on fire, like the kerosene you enjoy drinking.

You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking!

You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight!

Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?

This world would be hungry without my discoveries.

I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy. 

Paul Bunyan:Edit

You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice to bits!

I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!

You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?

Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!

You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!

I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!

By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice,

You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise!

Johnny Appleseed:Edit

Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be!

I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds.

While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man,

You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land!

You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock.

The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox!

You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, no one can save you now!

Poll Edit

Who Won
 
17
 
18
 

The poll was created at 07:46 on March 22, 2014, and so far 35 people voted.

Trivia Edit

  • This idea was originally created to surprise the fans with a "Justin vs Froggy" battle, because their voices are often confused for each other. But, with Justin having difficulty finding a good voice for Bunyan, Zander did the audio instead.

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