Pee-wee Herman
Pee-wee Herman title Card
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman
Character Information
Birth name Paul Reubens
Nickname(s) Pee-wee Herman
Physical description
Hair Black
Eyes Brown
Based On
Pee-wee Herman Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman
Vs Hugh Hefner
Release Date September 5, 2015
Votes on Website N/A
Location(s) Pee-wee's Playhouse
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code!
— Pee-wee Herman

Pee-wee Herman battled Hugh Hefner in Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman. He was portrayed by Mat4yo.

Information on the rapperEdit

Pee-wee Herman is a comic fictional character created and portrayed by American comedian, Paul Reubens.

He is best known for his two television and film series during the 1980s. The childlike Pee-wee Herman character developed as a stage act that quickly led to an HBO special in 1981.

As the stage performance gained further popularity, Reubens took the character to motion picture with Pee-wee's Big Adventure in 1985, toning down the adult innuendo for the appeal of children. This paved the way for Pee-wee's Playhouse, an Emmy Award winning children's series that ran on CBS from 1986 to 1991. Another film, Big Top Pee-wee, was released in 1988.


Verse 1:Edit

HAHA, a bunny suits you well

The way you hop around town playing show and tell!

Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,

I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!

‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased

You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!

You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible

And override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Verse 2:Edit

Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!

Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!

I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code

And add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!

With a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat

If you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat

Now we both play with plastic toys but why?

I know you are, butt! What am I?

It’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.

You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!

I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws

‘Cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!

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