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Polybius
Character Information
Birth name Atari game
Nickname(s) Polybius
First Appearance 1981
Physical description
Hair None
Eyes None
Based On
Poly
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack
Vs Various
Release Date August 9, 2014
Votes on Official Poll 1%
Location(s) Polybius cabinet

Polybius battled Eyeless JackLaughing Jack, and many other creepypastas in Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack. It was portrayed by DH Films.

Information on the rapperEdit

Polybius is an urban legend about a rare arcade game released in 1981, and It was only released in a few suburbs of Portland, Oregon. It was supposedly very popular, with people forming long lines to play it. However, players reported strange things about the game, such as hearing the sound of crying and seeing grotesque faces out of the corner of their eyes. Players would also have nightmares, experienced nausea, headaches, blackouts or even develop amnesia. Some even committed suicide. Others stopped playing video games altogether and at least one became an anti-video game activist. According to one owner of an arcade, men wearing black suits would often come to collect "records" from the game.

They did not take any money, simply data on gameplay. Because of this, the leading theory is that it was some sort of government experiment using subliminal messages. The game remains in obscurity as around one month after its release, all of the cabinets suddenly disappeared. One cabinet reappeared in an arcade 1998, but quickly disappeared again. While some have tried to recreate the game, no one has ever found the original ROM.

LyricsEdit

Oh, all of these tripping creepypastas are making me sick.

Just like my game, I’ll chop you up into 8 bits.

We got a guy without arms and a little masquerade.

All of you will be doomed when you step in my arcade.

I’ll break you like a rake, leave you all to your demise,

I covered up the kids I killed with Secrets and Lies,

I kick it old school, and I’m gonna be your teacher,

I’m shaking down this battle, so get ready to have a seizure!

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