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Richard Van Buren battled Eyeless JackLaughing Jack and many other creepypastas in Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack. He was portrayed by Justin Buckner and voiced by Emo Owl.

Information on the RapperEdit

Dr. Richard Van Buren is a figure associated with the internet horror story "Normal Porn for Normal People", and apparently runs a website that claims to have "normal" pornography but in fact features bizarre and disturbing content including a woman being killed by a rabid chimpanzee.


LyricsEdit

Are you feeling lonely? Then come visit my site

I’m not afraid of two Jacks, an observer and Midnight

I’m as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links

You’ll find more than you bargained for when you come for the kinx!

I’ll perform a seance to tell this moose that he’s just useless

Any attack from a hack and his Jacked friends on me is fruitless!

When you find my site, you’ll be tongue tied, like when I rap and diss

This staticy kid’s so lonely, I bet he would try and fap to this!

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