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Rob Dyrdek battled Bam Margera in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 24. He was played by LazySundayPaper.

Information On RapperEdit

Robert Stanley "Rob" Dyrdek (born June 28, 1974) is an American professional skateboarder, actor, entrepreneur, producer, and reality TV star. He is best known for his roles in the reality shows Rob and Big, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory and Ridiculousness

LyricsEdit

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Who the rapper is based on!

Verse 1:Edit

You better skate away, I'm filled with Monster Energy!

You're nothing compared to me, I'm the Star of MTV!

I got the best kickflips and tricks you've ever seen!

I run ridiculous business since I was sixteen!

With all the crazy shit you do, I'm wondering how,

this crazy man's testicles aren't gone by now!

I'm Street League Skateboarding, while you're trying to get killed,

You gotta be untalented if that's how you make the bills!


Verse 2:Edit

Welcome to my Fantasy Factory, bitch! Knock Knock!

I'm sure "Wee-Man" is just another name of your cock!

By the end of this rap battle, you'll be Viva-La-FUCKED

Go back to TV! All the Indie Films you made SUCKED!

Damn, bitch, please!

I got Tony Hawk at my knees!

Bam, lick these, let's see how daring you can be!

Maybe you'll live past forty if you grow up and stop,

Get the fuck out! You're Dunn, call this a verbal kayak drop!

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