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Santa Claus Battled Saint Valentine and cupid in Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine.He was voiced by Justin Buckner and visually portrayed by Seth Wisniewski.

information on the rapper Edit

Santa Claus
Santa link
Seth Wisniewski as Santa Claus
Character Information
Birth name Santa Claus
Nickname(s) Father Christmas
Kris Kringle
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Varies
Based On
Santa Claus Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine
Vs Saint Valentine and Cupid
Release Date February 28, 2015
Votes on Website N/A
Location(s) North pole
Santa Claus is generally depicted as a jolly white bearded man wearing a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots and who carries a bag full of gifts for children. Images of him rarely have a beard with no moustache.

Santa Claus has been believed to make a list of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to their behavior and to deliver presents, including toys, and candy to all of the well-behaved children in the world, and sometimes coal to the naughty children, on the single night of Christmas Eve. He accomplishes this feat with the aid of the elves who make the toys in the workshop and the flying reindeer who pull his sleigh  He is commonly portrayed as living at the North Pole and saying "ho ho ho".

Lyrics Edit

Verse 1: Edit

Ho ho ho! Santa Claus is here to flow!

Shove your chocolates down your throat and leave you pummeled in the snow!

I didn't think your rapping could get anymore scary,

Until you went and turned yourself into the gay Tooth Fairy!

Making money off of greeting cards? Now that just makes me pissed!

Since it brings a whole new meaning to the Naughty list!

Merry Christmas to all, now that this prick has been dissed!

There's no way one baby could stop the Spirit of Christmas!

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