|Birth name||Shigeru Miyamoto|
The Godfather of Video Games
|Born||November 16, 1952|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto|
|Vs||Gabe Newell Scout|
|Release Date||March 14, 2014|
|Votes on Wiki||56%|
It's game time, son, I best not hear you Far Cry
Why don't you make a good game and put down the fries?
Lets a go like Mario, even Valve fanboys think I'm awesome
Your sex life is like your games, it will never see a threesome!
My eyes may be squinted, but you're losing from what I can see!
I'm so rich off this shit, I have my own damn Monopoly!
I'm the father of gaming, you're a Tick Tock Clock Ticker
Your games are so boring, I'd rather play Cookie Clicker!
You are so fat and slow, everything you do gets delayed
The amount of meme pictures isn't half the size of your weight
You've walked right into your Doom, winning will take more than luck
My game was art in your eyes? Well, I don't give a Fuch!
Oh please; I bet you have Smash Bros. 4 on your wishlist
Let's turn off the Valve; it's Mario time, bitches!
You have no Nintendo Power, yet you think you're a Game Master?
I'll flame you up, Goomba stomp and shoot my Nintendo Zapper
So prepare to wither and die like the Great Deku Tree
TF2 was so awful, you had to make it free