Shigeru Miyamoto Battled Gabe Newell in Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. He Was Played By B-Lo Lorbes.


Verse 1

Shigeru Miyamoto
Character Information
Birth name Shigeru Miyamoto
Nickname(s) Shigsy,

The Godfather of Video Games

Born November 16, 1952
Physical description
Hair Black
Eyes Black
Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto
Vs Gabe Newell Scout
Release Date March 14, 2014
Votes on Wiki 56%
Location(s) Nintendo Factory

It's game time, son, I best not hear you Far Cry

Why don't you make a good game and put down the fries?

Lets a go like Mario, even Valve fanboys think I'm awesome

Your sex life is like your games, it will never see a threesome!

My eyes may be squinted, but you're losing from what I can see!

I'm so rich off this shit, I have my own damn Monopoly!

I'm the father of gaming, you're a Tick Tock Clock Ticker

Your games are so boring, I'd rather play Cookie Clicker!

You are so fat and slow, everything you do gets delayed

The amount of meme pictures isn't half the size of your weight

You've walked right into your Doom, winning will take more than luck

My game was art in your eyes? Well, I don't give a Fuch!

Verse 2

Oh please; I bet you have Smash Bros. 4 on your wishlist

Let's turn off the Valve; it's Mario time, bitches!

Verse 3

You have no Nintendo Power, yet you think you're a Game Master?

I'll flame you up, Goomba stomp and shoot my Nintendo Zapper

So prepare to wither and die like the Great Deku Tree

TF2 was so awful, you had to make it free

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