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434px-Simon Cowell in December 2011

Simon Cowell is one of the rappers who appeared in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 33. He was played by VideoGameRapBattles (audio) and Froggy (video). He battled Gordon Ramsay.

Information on the RapperEdit

Simon Phillip Cowell (born 7 October 1959) is an English television music and talent competition judge, A&R executive, television producer, entrepreneur, and television personality. He is known in the United Kingdom and United States for his role as a talent judge on TV shows such as Pop Idol, The X Factor, Britain's Got Talent and American Idol. He is also the owner of the television production and music publishing house Syco.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1Edit

Time to spit rhymes so fiery, you'll be letting out a howl

Cause this pissy chef is about to get some one-on-one time with Simon Cowell!

You can't cook shit, even if it's literally a big steaming pile of turds

You're from Shakespeare's hometown, but you're terrible with words!

I'm rich and influential, you can't buy me, calm your racket

Why are you yelling at chefs when you couldn't even win a black jacket?

I fucking hate you and all your shows because it's just an act, your

Rhymes suck, but I got what it takes, I guess you could say I have the X Factor!

Verse 2Edit

What in the bloody hell was that? That was dreadful, my god!

Not to mention you go apeshit over one raw piece of cod!

I don't mean to be rude, but your rhymes are utter trash

Calm your ass, you don't need to yell 24/7, you'll still earn cash

Shut up, Whore-don Ramsay, and for God's sake, quit your bitchin'

Quit trying to rap, just grab a tampon and get back to the kitchen!

Your restaurants don't have such great reviews, uh-oh

And your raps are just so damn awful, even Paula would say no!

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