Slenderman vs Enderman is the 10th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features famous Minecraft mob, Enderman, battling the famous Creepypasta it's based off of, Slender Man, to see who is the better tall, powerful being. It was uploaded March 18th, 2013.
I see you've joined my server so get ready for pain,
Your white face and black suit have gone and picked the wrong game.
I've had it with you Slendy, stop, don't talk.
Watch me tear your woods apart, block by block.
I'll take Steve's diamond sword, and chop off your arms,
You're just a staticy mess, who doesn't cause harm!
My land is infinite, it's just a forest in your world.
Stop placing 8 pages and come lick my enderpearls!
You fruity glowing faggot, lemme show you the ropes,
Come find me in my lair, grab my pages, wish for hope,
That you won't get buttraped by flailing tentacles,
I'll crush you into pieces, turn you into minerals!
I'm making boys and girls piss themselves in fear,
All you can do is move a block over here,
I won't lick your Ender Pearls, i'll just rip them straight off,
You don't even need to exist, you damn rip-off!
You're just dancing in your forest in formal attire,
Wanna see real fear? Come step on this tripwire.
I'll take you down a Notch, don't tread in my biome.
I'll remove you like Herobrine, 'cause this is my home!
I've got zombies and creepers, and dragons in my band.
You think you're as tough as a diamond, but I dig through you like sand.
Stop acting so brave, there's no need to pretend.
You've messed with me now, and welcome to The End!
Water and rain, really? That's your biggest fear?
Don't need to run, I can teleport anywhere near,
Your suit is just black latex, mixed with fabric,
If you get my face again, make your screen static,
I'm tough as a diamond, you're just a dust particle,
I'll stand and watch you sleep from a very far mile,
Take your little block of things, you're getting kicked out,
I'll Linda Blaire your ass, show you what scary's all about!