Slenderman vs Jeff The Killer is the 23rd installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. The two previous creepypasta rappers have returned! This time, the legendary Slender Man battles the psychopathic killer, Jeff the Killer to determine the true king of Creepypasta. But they aren't the only creepypastas who want the throne...
Zack Maloney as A Mental Patient
Note: Hoody and Masky are in these colors. The rest of the rappers are in plain text.
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror!
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor!
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright!
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night!
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark!
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark!
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found!
Were your talents scared as well? Because your rhymes are profound!
Jeff the Killer:Edit
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around!
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai!
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie!
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet!
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you!
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo!
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches!
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses!
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective!
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective!
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped!
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop!
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze,
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze!
Jeff the Killer:Edit
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all!
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall!
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die!
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice.
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick!
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news!
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!
Hoody and Masky:Edit
Now hold on a second....
It's Hoody and Masky, we bring Horror you won't believe!
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave.
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed.
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids.
And both of you freaks always go after kids!
What a lame excuse, no eyes, you can still see.
That we'll kill you just like your whole family!
Hahaha! It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when I sneak into your room!
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave!
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave!
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch!
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch!
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss,
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost!
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog.
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog.
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile.
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror!
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer!
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined,
All five of you could never handle this DEMONIC CANINE!
SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCK-
[Presumably murdered by SCP-173]
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile,
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile.
I'm class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best!
Special victory Procedures: beating you all to death!
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities.
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps.
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun!
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown.
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown.
I go by the name of BEN, I'm every one's thriller.
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers!
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see.
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv!
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing.
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing!
Back from the island, it's MissingNO here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes!
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse!
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives,
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES!
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer.
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder!
You hide in the forest so nobody sees you cry,
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides!
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes,
Dressing up as faggots as I steal your souls!
Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see,
Nobody gives a shit about your crappy story!
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm a mad dog of madness!
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness!
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are,
Some experiment covered in feces and scars!
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death!
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath!
Hell no, MissingNO; you're just a little bitch!
You call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing more than a glitch!
9 More lives Taken at my demonic laughter,
You're in my realm bow down to ZALGO, YOUR MASTER!
Bill The Killer: Edit
It takes a lot to kill a cast, and this’ll be the easiest one
I’ll be having puppet heads on my table, by the time this battle’s done,
Shh… better look out! 'Cause I’m starting my spree,
It’s no use trying to hide, I’ll slay every victim I see,
Learning lessons and dead air? Man, you guys really blow!
Didn’t you know? It’s too many puppets that ruin the show,
I’ll be cutting strings with my machete, no one to hug you anymore,
Bill the Killer always watches, fill your screens up with gore!
You think that this battle would be the best without me?
Bitches, I'm in the top 10 Creepypastas, top that, Sonic.exe!
I'll take my diamond sword to end you once and for all,
I'm in here hacking all your laptops, looks like you wasted your firewall!
Sonic, you need to brush your teeth, get your ugly ass out of my face,
And Tails Doll, even Enderman can beat you in a Sonic R race!
You never heard of me? Impossible! You guys are high!
So bow down to the number one creeper, call me Herobrine!
It seems you’re in a bind, so you both need to Hush!
Catch you both by surprise when you’re Brimstoned to mush!
What? You think I just lie here in the Basement and mope?
I’ve crushed Satan and your girl- looks like I’ve got your goat!
Sagittarius piercing my tears through The Chest
Of a blas-femur and Muppet who think I’m distressed
But you assume there’s a chance of you saving your SOULS?
Since when were you losers the ones in control?
Ticci Toby: Edit
Hi...m-my name’s Toby...and I’d like to drop a bar or *coughs* two...since I’m sure you all care so f-fucking much…
Heh...these god damn ticks...but must be a brain twitch…..
I think I see two clowny kids playing knife tricks,
Hey Masky, Hey Masky, tell them both what’ll happen
When they try a verse against a t-twitchy kid at rapping
I can’t feel anything at all, no pain or emotion
Perhaps s-slitting your throats will help me with the coping
You’ll get stabbed with this rap even worse than my dad
Now, who would honestly take on this hatchet wielding maniac?
Pinkamena Diane Pie: Edit
Wanna play with a real killer? You won't be disappointed,
Let's have some Cupcakes, I'll throw your bones and joints in!
Oh, don't try and scream, it'll just cause a big scene,
Let's have a party, because now I'm feeling PINKY KEEN!
Don't feel down, Trixie, let's put a smile on that face,
I'll mix you and Macintosh in my next batch of cupcakes,
Let's take this party to the oven, oh, it's gonna get hotter!
But soon you'll know not to mess with the Element of Slaughter!
I’m ready, I’m ready to kick you two shittypastas
I’ll pop like how I pop my bubbles to stop this drama
Frame by frame, you two are tame compared to the horrors I got, bitch
Squidward, you’ll be blood-shot in the face, with my rhymes that can twitch
You’ll be Dumped in the trash can where those teens found me
How can you beat this bootleg, I’m the real meaning of scary
I’ll make you all commit suicide with my staticy and buzzing rhymes
Now time to bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!
Oh, you gonna be scared? Then watch this scary .avi
Don’t be mean to me, you’ll make Spongebob Cry
Once you see my episode, it’ll leave your asses quivering!
When I’m done, you all will end up like Gary, dead and rotting!
I’ll rip you all up into chunks just like my red chair
It’s best you all run away now, or you’ll be in for a scare!
Squidward, stop with your stupid shit and just end your life already
Before I kill you all off, I just want you to know, this one timed action will be badly
Thank You For Playing Rayman:
Easy there now, I'm not allowing myself to heal you this time
Instead, I'll leave you like Tarayzan, drowned through his demise
You'll be floating around Mr. Dark just like the Magician
'Cause our disses must leave you "presumably unconscious"
If I had found Rayman, then I will find you monsters too!
Causing flows around Perry the Platypus is what I shall do
Did I die? Wait, was it a nightmare? What happened?
Well, one thing's for sure, don't you even like it??
It's the Observer, hacking into this war between two fools
You bitches never learn, but I'm gonna leave you two schooled
I've been observing, I'll leave you burning, before this next rhyme
And I be swervin', even murdering your tribes twelve times
You could never find me with these bombs that I'm dropping
Trying to fight me is useless, I'll always be forever watching
Okay, you two. Let's see what today we've learned
How many Jacks does it take to know you cannot defeat the observer
Just like my friend, Noah, I'll leave your brain melting
I interrupted your verses, because I found them repelling
Your souls will be mine after I have a feast on your asses
None of you punks are even prepared for when I take off my glasses
Creepy Black: Edit
It's time for me to lay a curse as I haunt you in your journeys,
As this starter ghost covers you in Night Shade, you better hurry,
Do you really think you're scary when you stalk people through windows?
You'll be feeling nauseated, 'cause it's Lavender Town Syndrome!
I killed every single Pokemon and curse every trainer,
When my PP in my moves go down, I won't need any Ether!
So when you hear the sound in this creepy little tune,
You're gonna faint and then I'll use Curse, so see you in hell soon!
The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle: Edit
Twilight Sparkle: Edit
Journal entry day one, subjects one through five,
People claimed I was insane, I cut up ponies alive!
I created a creature who will have you all eaten,
By the end of this battle, you'll all be
The Creature: Edit
BLOODY AND BEATEN!
Twilight Sparkle: Edit
You think it's crazy, the type of shit I do?!
Most of you don't have a clue what insanity drives you to do!
Ahem, sorry for yelling, I don't mean to startle,
But it's for science! The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle!
Welcome to my Amazing World, hope you’re all in for a treat
We’ll be making you cry, once you taste your bloody defeats!
Cut out all your guts, and hang them on these trees
In the end, you’ll be found dead, just like Anais!
Max and Ruby, you were only made cause you were desperate for fame!
Suicidal, depression, you're all the same
Mr. Bear, you’re not scary, so why even bother?
YOU ALL WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE JUST LIKE SARAH’S BROTHER!!!
Found you, Little Bear! Wait, what's with those pastas?
Well, guess they'll get hung up like I've hung up Cynthia
The wrath of Angelica shall soon be making this battle perfect
Just like my friends, your victory is just imagination
I'm never alone with Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, & Lil
This is just all in my head, none of those babies were real...
But now that they're dead, only I get to be living, yes.
My verse is now perfect, and so this girl got her revenge
How would the music
H-how would the music be?
I would go,
Takes, t-t-takes me
How would the music
H-how would the music be?
I would go,
Takes, t-t-takes me)
Happy Appy: Edit
I'm Happy Appy, the apple on the stick reborn from the internet
I'll fade you out like a gem, that's why your name is Faded Gems
Got Milk? JUST DO IT! Or I'll rip you out like cards and,
Mess with me and I'll show you who'll spook the hardest
Blow you up like 9/11 if you get me super pissed
You guys should've gone to school because class is dismissed
After a dubbed Steven verse, my show comes on next,
So let me cut to the next rapper before we go sex
♪ Don’t turn on the lights during the Midnight Game
Do not use a flashlight during the Midnight Game
Do not go to sleep, during the Midnight Game
And don’t attempt to use another’s blood for your name ♪
The Midnight Man:
If you think you’re gonna beat me, you’re lost in your dreams
Purifying crappypastas like you is just ritual for me
Walk your little game, Herobrine, I bask in the tears of the damned
I'm an embodiment of faith, your fate’s in my hands!
Take a blood sample, make a case of the proxy behind the screen
You can’t see I’ll be cackling at the deaths of these teens
Until the clock strikes twelve, you’re in my realm, no escape
Darkness you can’t handle, light your candle, pray for the day!
- This is the second time they brought back previous characters. However, this is the first time they both face a new opponent.
- MissingNo is the only rapper here who isn't really a Creepypasta. Though his popularity has grown and fans have wrote Creepypastas about this mysterious glitch.
- This is the first time for BEN to rap after appearing in The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman.
- This is the first time where the announcer says the title in a creepy voice.
- Smile Dog was originally played by Justin, and his dog would play the video for him. Then it was decided that it was going to be a picture of Smile Dog with just audio. Then they decided that they Zander would play the role of him.
- This is the first time where someone played more than 1 character, who also competed against each other (RLYoshi, DarkLink and Justin)
- Almost every rapper from the previous royale (Eminem vs Macklemore) and Jack the Ripper make a small cameo. Though everybody gets killed.
- In the end of the video, you can hear the creepy sounds from the Creepypasta, SuicideMouse.avi.
- This was the first battle to get over a million views on YouTube.