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(APRIL FOOLS) Steve vs Joe 2 - Epic Rap Battle Parodies

(APRIL FOOLS) Steve vs Joe 2 - Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Steve vs Joe 2
Battle information
Release date April 1st, 2016
Number April Fool's Special 3
Views <50,000
Length 2:50
Previous Jigsaw vs GLaDOS
Next Epic Rap Battle Parodies 58
Other information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups
LazyRamenProductions (Stock Footage)
Seth Wisniewski
Lauren Flans (Stock Footage)
MaNCHA (Guest Announcer)
Rappers Steve
Salt & Pepper
Cameos Steve Spangler
Ellen DeGeneres
Location(s) Steve's Living Room w/ Thinking Chair
Orange Background
Front Lawn

Steve vs Joe 2 is the 2016 April Fool's Special for Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features former Blues Clue's host Steve Burns returning for a rematch against his brother and former Blue's Clues host Joe. It was released on April 1st, 2016.


SuperThingsOnCups as Steve

JMB as Joe

LazyRamenProductions as Steve (cameo, Stock Footage)

Yobar as Salt & Pepper

Seth Wisniewski as Mailbox

WoodenHornets as Blue

TruthBrood as Magenta

Lauren Flans as Ellen DeGeneres (cameo, Epic Rap Battles of History Stock Footage)

MultiSuperVids as Steve Spengler (cameo)

MaNCHA as Guest Announcer

Lyrics Edit

Steve: Edit

Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot

Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot

Even if I won you'll be wondering how

Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow

I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass

Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))

I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH

Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!

Joe: Edit

If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when

You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge

Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you wont be able to tolerate it

Your ass got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last rap battle bitch, and that's some weird shit

Because he's not even around anymore, he's just some goddamn old news

Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes

Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for

Just like you added some extra characters to the Death Note battle I suggested, you WHORE

I have to admit bro, the show's been pretty shitty

Since you left for some titties in Liberty City

Steve: Edit

Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?

Gotta leave for college just like my original body actor

Joe: Edit

Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation

Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation!

Steve: Edit

Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying

I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying

Salt & Pepper: Edit

Hon hon! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!

Push it real good, like I shove a baguette inside of ye'

Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!

You cannot step to us because we are much better!

Mailbox: Edit

Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue

And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew

It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls

I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL

Yo, I'm spitting so fast, lick my butt

And Salt and Pepper, you said what?

I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest

I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast

I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail

You. Are. An epic fail.

Blue: Edit

Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet

'Bout to kick your ass like it was a Sparta kick!

Magenta: Edit

Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!

I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking immature kids!

Steve: Edit

Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping

But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping

Steve will sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues!

I bet you can't even handle an inch of my LONG PENIS YOU JEW

Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch

Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit

Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina

You immigrated fucks, go back to jewish China

I'm a scientific wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spangler

Go watch out for your dog Joe..... Imma hang her


Steve: Edit

Wha? What the fuck?

Joe: Edit

You've been a've been in a coma for 17 years

Now let me give you my Joe and Tell you...... QUEER!

Steve: Edit

Oh... alright.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 02:21 on May 31, 2016, and so far 23 people voted.


  • This is the third April Fool's special of the series after Carl Johnson vs Patrick Star and Hancock vs Jack Sparrow.
  • This is the first appearance of Yobar, TruthBrood, and MultiSuperVids in the series, and the first rapping appearance of Seth Wisniewski.
  • This battle was chosen to fit the unofficially decided upon April Fool's "theme" of 2016 being "Sequels" that many other rap battle series followed for their specials. This battle was selected due to Zander wanting to amp up the disgusting and unnecessary lines that were featured in the original involving incestuous rape threats, racist and anti-semitic remarks, and the general out-of-character attitude from the kid's show characters, and to also bring to life the scrapped "Coma ending" written for the original.
  • The subtitles were written for the occasion by HarryPotter2875.
  • This is the second time Epic Rap Battle Parodies has featured stock footage from Epic Rap Battles of History, the first being PewDiePie in Slender Man vs Jeff The Killer.
  • MaNCHA does guest announcer for this installment, poking fun at JMB's Minecraft Rap Battles and ToonPrince's Epic Rap Battles of TV during the beginning, and his own announcer for Kefka vs Giygas 2 in Uber Rap Battles of Fiction at the end.