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Steve vs Joe 2 is the fifty-eighth installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies and the eighth episode of Season 4. It features former Blues Clue's host Steve Burns returning for a rematch against his brother and former Blue's Clues host Joe. It was released on April 1st, 2016.
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH
Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when
You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge
Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you wont be able to tolerate it
You got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last battle bitch, that's some weird shit
Because he's not around anymore, now he's got some goddamn old nudes
Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes
Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for
Just like you added some extra characters to a Death Note battle I suggested, you whore
I have to admit bro, your show's been pretty shitty
Since you left for some titties in Liberty City
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
I gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation
Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying
I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying
Salt & Pepper Edit
Ho ho! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!
Push it real good, ????????????????
Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!
You cannot step to us because we are much better!
Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue
And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew
It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls
I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL
Yo, I'm spitting fast out my butt
And Salt and Pepper, you said what?
I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest
I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast
I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail
You. Are. An epic fail.
Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet
'Bout to kick your ass like it was a sparta kick
Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!
I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking dicks
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues
I bet you can't even handle ??? you JEW
*fast rap again wtf*
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated fucks, go back to jewish china
I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spengler
Go watch out for your dog Joe, 'cause Imma hang her
*wakes up from coma*
Wha? What the fuck?
Steve, you've been in a coma for 17 years.
Now it's time I give you my Joe and Tell, you QUEER!