(APRIL FOOLS) Steve vs Joe 2 - Epic Rap Battle Parodies02:51

(APRIL FOOLS) Steve vs Joe 2 - Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Steve vs Joe 2
Battle information
Release date 1.04.16
Number 58
Views 20,000+
Length 2:50
Previous Jigsaw vs GLaDOS
Next Epic Rap Battle Parodies 59
Other information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups

JMBRaps OronkonPhoenix ZombieLicker WoodenHornets TruthBrood

Rappers Steve


Salt & Pepper




Cameos Steve Spangler

Ellen Degeneres

Location(s) Steve's Living Room w/ Thinking Chair

Orange Background Street/Helicopter Kitchen Front Lawn Laboratory

Steve vs Joe 2 is the fifty-eighth installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies and the eighth episode of Season 4. It features former Blues Clue's host Steve Burns returning for a rematch against his brother and former Blue's Clues host Joe. It was released on April 1st, 2016.


Steve: SuperThingsOnCups

Joe: JMBRaps (stock footage)

Salt & Pepper: OronkonPhoenix

Mailbox: ZombieLicker

Blue: WoodenHornets

Magenta: TruthBrood

Cameos Edit

Lauren Flans as Ellen DeGeneres (ERB stock footage)

MultiSuperVids as Steve Spengler

Lyrics Edit

Steve: Edit

Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot

Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot

Even if I won you'll be wondering how

Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow

I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass

Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))

I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH

Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!

Joe: Edit

If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when

You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge

*fast rap*

Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you wont be able to tolerate it

You got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last battle bitch, that's some weird shit

Because he's not around anymore, now he's got some goddamn old nudes

Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes

Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for

Just like you added some extra characters to a Death Note battle I suggested, you whore

*normal rapping*

I have to admit bro, your show's been pretty shitty

Since you left for some titties in Liberty City

Steve: Edit

Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?

I gotta leave for college just like my original body actor

Joe: Edit

Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation

Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation

Steve: Edit

Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying

I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying

Salt & Pepper Edit

Ho ho! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!

Push it real good, ????????????????

Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!

You cannot step to us because we are much better!

Mailbox: Edit

Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue

And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew

It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls

I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL

*fast rap*

Yo, I'm spitting fast out my butt

And Salt and Pepper, you said what?

I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest

I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast

I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail

*normal speed*

You. Are. An epic fail.

Blue: Edit

Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet

'Bout to kick your ass like it was a sparta kick

Magenta: Edit

Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!

I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking dicks

Steve: Edit

Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping

But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping

Steve will sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues

I bet you can't even handle ??? you JEW

*fast rap again wtf*

Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch

Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit

Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina

You immigrated fucks, go back to jewish china

I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spengler

Go watch out for your dog Joe, 'cause Imma hang her


Steve: Edit

*wakes up from coma*

Wha? What the fuck?

Joe: Edit

Steve, you've been in a coma for 17 years.

Now it's time I give you my Joe and Tell, you QUEER!

Steve: Edit

Oh, alright.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 02:21 on May 31, 2016, and so far 17 people voted.

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