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Target Employee is the one of the rappers who appeared in Walmart vs Target. Played by SuperCoolGuyJoe, this employee is a employee of Target. He battled a Walmart Employee, and many others.


I expected more from your shitty corporation

But I payed less, you have no high expectations

Always low prices? Bullshit, you know that's a lie

when you sell a pillow for the price of a golden chained tie

Wipe off that smiley face like you did with the retro star

Your deli reeks of a homeless boy who just came out of the bar

Get ready, Wal-Mart, I'm gonna stomp you into a flea market

I'll pull out my bow, because you are my next Target

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