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The Happy Mask Salesman
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Character Information
Birth name Unknown
Nickname(s) The Happy Mask Saleman
First Appearance

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
April 27, 2000

Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
Based On
Happy Mask Salesman Artwork (Majora's Mask)
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman
Vs The Merchant
Release Date Febuary 21, 2013
Votes on Wiki 34%
Location(s) The Moon

The Happy Mask Salesman battled The Merchant in The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman. He was played by Zander Kanack.

InfoEdit

The Happy Mask Salesman is a character from The Legend of Zelda games. He is a salesman who has a creepy grin. In Majora's Mask he sales masks that Link uses for his special powers. Though players usually finds him creepy because of his face, his act, and his creepy laugh. So that lead to the BEN Drowned creepypasta, where he plays a major role. Supposedly, he may be the main atagonist in the story. For example, when Link gets killed he always taunting him with phrases like "You shouldn't have done that!" or "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" Also there are rumors that he's responsible for Ben's death.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Oh hi, 72 hours remain before I kick your ass to shame.

I'm telling you, you're gonna shit yourself when you see me in-game.

Alrighty stranger, we ain't gonna buy your herbs.

Let the clock tick down, then the moon will kick you off my turf!

You should not have done that. I made BEN drown.

Remove that dumb bandana so I can laugh at that frown!

You sound like a 50-year-old guy that smoked a lot.

Explain me how you feel when Leon walks past your shop!

Verse 2:Edit

I once heard the story of the Merchant who cried bankrupt.

Did Umbrella get to you or did you think you actually won?

I'll light the blue torches, sell everything in your shop.

Sorry Merchant, you lose, just please STOP!

TriviaEdit

  • Not counting BEN's cameo, The Happy Mask Salesman is the first rapper to be from The Legend of Zelda series.

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