The Sims
The Sims Title Card
Justin Buckner (Angry), WoodenHornets (Energetic), Nathan Provost (Lazy), and Froggy (Artistic) as the Sims
Character Information
Birth name Angry Sim
Energetic Sim
Lazy Sim
Artistic Sim
Nickname(s) The Sims
Physical description
Hair Varies
Eyes Varies
Based On
The Sims Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In The Sims vs Animal Crossing
Vs Animal Crossing
Release Date May 18, 2015
Votes on Website 33%
Location(s) The Sims house
We can onomatopoeia’em! Switz! Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
— The Sims

The Angry, Energetic, Lazy, and Artistic Sims battled Animal Crossing in The Sims vs Animal Crossing. They were portrayed by Justin Buckner, WoodenHornets, Nathan Provost, and Froggy, respectively.

Information on the rappersEdit

The Sims is a single-player interactive life simulation game, developed by Maxis and published by Electronic Arts. In the game, players control the day-to-day lives of virtual people called "Sims". Sims require direction, via mouse inputs, in order to have their needs met and live their lives efficiently. Sims have a degree offree will, but not enough to be considered completely independent (and even this limited free will can be disabled). The residential lot that individual Sims or families call home can be upgraded both in terms of the structure (Build Mode) and the furniture that occupies it (Buy Mode).

The Sims is a spin-off of the SimCity series, and was created bySimCity creator and Maxis co-founder Will Wright. The Sims was released on February 4th, 2000, to wide critical acclaim and numerous awards. The success of the initial release led to the creation of a total of seven expansion packs for the game, and ultimately led to the release of other games in the The Sims series, including the sequel titles The Sims 2The Sims 3, and The Sims 4. The base game itself has sold more than 16 million units, and was at one time the best-selling PC video game in history, until it was eclipsed by The Sims 2.


[Note: Angry Sim is in red, Energetic Sim is in green, Lazy Sim is in yellow, and Artistic Sim is in gray. If the team is rapping together, they are in regular text.]

Verse 1: Edit

What are these? Hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves?

No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *Simlish word* you upstream!

Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!

Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em

But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum.

We can onomatopoeia’em! Switz! Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!

Make their red noses bleed! Turning over a New Leaf!

Verse 2: Edit

(What are you talking about?!)

Our mods are iconic, ironic, your failure’s hand-held.

Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell!

Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking!

You’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing!

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