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Tom Sawyer
Tom
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer
Character Information
Birth name Tom Sawyer
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
Based On
Tomsawyer
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Tom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn
Jay Gatsby vs Christian Grey
Vs Huckleberry Finn
Christian Grey
Jay Gatsby
Augustus Gloop
Carrie White
Macbeth
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Tom Sawyer battled his friend Huckleberry Finn in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 13, and was planned to appear in the scrapped Christian Grey vs Jay Gatsby in Season 4. He is played by WoodenHornets.

Information on the rapper Edit

is the title character of the Mark Twain novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876). He appears in three other novels by Twain: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), Tom Sawyer Abroad (1894), and Tom Sawyer, Detective (1896).

Sawyer also appears in at least three unfinished Twain works, Huck and Tom Among the Indians, Schoolhouse Hill, and Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy. While all three uncompleted works were posthumously published, only Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy has a complete plot, as Twain abandoned the other two works after finishing only a few chapters.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?

Are you gonna fake your own death, just to coward out again?

While I'm sleeping in my bed, like a normal functional kid,

I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, ha, you dumb shit.

There's no need for me to rap, is that what you meant?

You're the one who won't shut the fuck up, your books got banned 'cause of your accent.

My name is Tom Sawyer, I got mean, mean, pride,

You never got laid, and, I already have a bride.

Verse 2:Edit

Are you complainin' bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?

I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River,

I got Becky on my side, when's the last time you had a love duet?

The only friend you have is a middle-aged black runaway slave.

The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting it as you can tell.

I'm not kidding around, Finn, I can make people rap for me as well.

Your father would always beat you because he was the town drunk.

The battle's over now, and I don't give a Huck!

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