HarryPotter2875 as Uncle Sam
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Captain America vs Uncle Sam|
|Release Date||July 4, 2014|
|Votes on Website||19 (59% of votes)|
Information on the Rapper Edit
Uncle Sam is a fictional character used to personify America. He was first created in 1917 to encourage Americans to join the army and fight it the war. He was based off the British Lord Kitchener, who had been seen doing the same pose, a few years prior.
I want you to shut the fuck up, Steve Roger that? Got it? Good
You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood
You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me
You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy
You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son
I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison
My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles
You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!
Is that what you expect? For me to panic and start fleeing?
You're forgetting something, Steven, you're a normal human being
Sure, you're stronger than can be, but I don't care about your gimmick
You aren't meant for rap, leave and get your ass to the Olympics
Swing your little shield around, you crazy muscled monkey
Step off, I come backed with the respect of a whole country
I'll smack you red, black and blue, without a single doubt
Take a step into my slaughterhouse and you won't be coming out!