Vault Boy is the mascot character of the Vault-Tec corporation within the Fallout universe, appearing in their adverts, manuals, products and training films. He was also to appear in some issues of the Hell's Chain Gang comic of Hubris Comics, but because of the Great War, the series was never produced.
My name is Vault Boy and I'm a Swift Learner
Your games are little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying Presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real Lady Killer
Maybe some Intense Training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a Rad Child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases with terminals because I'm a computer whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what? None of them hate me. I got a strong back!
I carry all my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka-Cola, Sarsapirlla and drinking Victory
Between you and me? You're always crashing in a tree
I'll smack you in the face with my Paralyzing Palm
Stop screaming at them suspects and please remain calm
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent because I have some bottle caps
I have nerves of steel, you made Roy Earle a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend
Well, guess what? I did, now go squeal!