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Vault Boy

Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Vault Boy is one of the rappers in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps. Vault Boy is the mascot of Vault-Tec Inc, a fictional company in the video game franchise Fallout. Played by Nathan Provost, Vault Boy battles Cole Phelps.

About

Vault Boy Original

Original Vault Boy

Vault Boy is the mascot character of the Vault-Tec corporation within the Fallout universe, appearing in their adverts, manuals, products and training films. He was also to appear in some issues of the Hell's Chain Gang comic of Hubris Comics, but because of the Great War, the series was never produced.

Verses

===Verse 1===
Vault Boy Verse 1

My name is Vault Boy and I'm a Swift Learner

Your games are little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar

That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying Presence

I am called Lord Death, I'm a real Lady Killer

Maybe some Intense Training will help you swim through the sewers

I'm a Rad Child, you're just a stupid piece of shit

I solve cases with terminals because I'm a computer whiz

All my companions make everything easy

And guess what? None of them hate me. I got a strong back!

I carry all my junk

It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk

Nuka-Cola, Sarsapirlla and drinking Victory

Between you and me? You're always crashing in a tree

I'll smack you in the face with my Paralyzing Palm

Stop screaming at them suspects and please remain calm


===Verse 2===
Vault Boy Verse 2

Oh please, you got washed out your ass

My currency is decent because I have some bottle caps

I have nerves of steel, you made Roy Earle a deal

You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend

Well, guess what? I did, now go squeal!

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